Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim 10th Anniversary Edition

THE CITY OF INNSMOUTH SLEEPS. Decades ago, the greedy human mayor of Innsmouth, Obed Marsh, made a deal with the Sea God, Dagon. His town would grow and Dagon's army would have a fresh supply of human-Deep One hybrids. The time is nigh to collect on that deal. So Dagon sends you, the laziest of their battle commanders to totally not be lazy and in fact do awesome stuff in the name of monsterkind. THE REMAKEMASTER YOU NEVER KNEW YOU ALWAYS NEEDED. Explore the world, find new allies, add them to your army! Get ready for the one big battle at the end of the game! Unless there are, in actuality, more than one! Oh, tension! But that's only one of two fun combat mechanics! When you are not invading towns with your army, combat is handled through conversation: the ancient art of smack talk. Topics range from philosophical quandaries to petty schoolyard insults. Is your brain ready to face whatever the heck gets thrown at it? 100% HUMAN MADE! Made by human beings and not AI! Goes without saying, but in a time where people are finding it harder and harder to separate human-made art from genAI slop, we feel that it is important to put this out there! 10th ANNIVERSARY EDITION FEATURES 25 expanded and improved quests woven through a linear main story of monsters and extremely questionable heroism 5 party members, each with their own skills 20 Army Squads to find, recruit, and train Expanded Word Battles with new encounters and revised systems A new Army Invasion system Multiple endings that can reshape the future of monsterkind.... and humankind too, probably, because you definitely don’t want to destroy humanity. Maybe. All-new character art! Meet returning weirdos from the original game, plus brand-new weirdos! Prerequisite for remasters: only slightly upgraded background graphics! Original backgrounds preserved and presented in glorious 1920x1080 No voice acting. Budgets exist.