Dust Bunny Simulator

You are a dust bunny. Not a hero. Not a chosen one. A clump of fluff under someone's couch — pushed around by drafts, footsteps, cats, and the occasional human sneeze. You don't control where you go. That's the whole joke. You just... accumulate. Lint by lint, you grow — from a barely-visible speck into a majestic, couch-dominating Dust Monster . The one rule: survive the Roomba 🤖 Every few minutes the robot vacuum rolls out on patrol. Get caught in the open and — shhhhk — it's the dustbin for you. Hide under the couch, or slam the panic button and grab onto the floor to ride out the danger. Grow big enough, and you win 👑 Reach maximum size and the Roomba starts fearing you . Become the King Under the Couch . Features 🐰 Passive idle — you watch, the world shoves 🤖 One robotic nemesis on patrol 📈 7 sizes of dust glory, from speck to monster 🏆 12 Steam achievements 🌍 8 languages at launch — EN, UK, DE, FR, ES, PL, JA, ZH ☕ ~35 minutes of cozy absurdity per run Minimal stakes. Maximum fluff.