goblinAmerica

goblinAmerica is a squirmy, bouncy shooter filled with lovely sights and horrible places. You are a solarcel—a spirit invented by the sun. You must possess every U.S. president at the worst moment in each of their lives to correct the course of history and repel the forces of Bedlam. If you do your job, nothing bad will ever happen to anyone that matters. Everybody's life can be beautiful forever. YOU ARE A SLIPPERY THING Blast, bounce, slide, careen, swing, assault, and explode your way across a beautiful world with an unimaginable array of weapons, tools, items, and creams. YOU ARE A WORLDWIDE WIZARD goblinAmerica's surface hides deep, strange secrets. You choose how you'll access them: Earn precious medals with your dizzying speed, scour the world in search of holy items, or befriend strangers to mutual benefit. YOU ARE A SOLARCEL The Verminstar cowers in the Land of Being Attacked and commands the forces of Bedlam. An otherworldly swamp roils far from the Yellow Sun's adoring light. The blighted moon goblins carry out guerilla warfare from their little holes. You need to be every president. Don't let us down.