happy goose friends

The geese are out to get you! Anywhere, any way—they just want you dead! Don't ask why; they are simply full of *goose-tility*! ———————————————————————— This is a parody game brimming with malice. The map is riddled with traps that are hard to dodge; whether they look dangerous or harmless, one wrong move and you're done for. Find a way to evade the geese's attacks and make it to the very end! What awaits you there... I wonder? ———————————————————————— The game is packed with all sorts of traps, offering you nearly a hundred different ways to die. You'll encounter all kinds of bizarre geese—some are aggressive, and others... well, they're aggressive too. Unfortunately, a goose has stolen your shoes, so you can't run or jump—you can only plod along slowly. Still, the place is huge; who knows? You might just stumble upon a weapon somewhere.