Sue your parents

YOUR PARENTS BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD. NOW MAKE THEM ANSWER FOR IT. You never agreed to be born. You never signed a contract. You never agreed to the bills, the work, the pain, or the decades of life that came with it. So there is only one reasonable thing left to do: Sue your parents. In Sue Your Parents , an absurd argument is treated with complete seriousness inside a courtroom. Take the side of the child and argue that your parents should be held responsible for bringing you into this world without your consent. Or switch sides. Defend your parents and argue that creating a life does not create an unlimited debt to the person they created. Every choice pushes the case in a different direction. Question responsibility. Attack the idea of consent. Argue over the cost of living. Decide whether parents owe their children anything simply because they chose to have them. Then let the court decide. TWO SIDES. ONE RIDICULOUS LAWSUIT. Sue your parents for bringing you into this world. Defend your parents against the exact same accusation. Build your position through a series of courtroom choices. Watch the opposing side turn your own logic against you. Reach different verdicts depending on the arguments you make. Replay the case from the opposite side and defend what you just attacked. No dense legal jargon. The arguments are designed to be immediately understandable. A short, focused courtroom game built to be played in one sitting. There is no murder. There is no abuse allegation. There is no hidden family secret. Your parents' alleged offense is that you exist. The only question is: SHOULD THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR IT?