Hack and Slime

What could be scarier than a massive dungeon-tower infested with skulls, ogres, and dragons? That those same monsters ride the largest multinational in the world with it. You know; business is business. Fight your way with fire and sword through more than 50 levels of pure action in a Hack and Slash as epic as it is hilarious: Skip all the sequences and dialogues, who cares? Farm dozens of hours until enemies are nothing more than punching bags, beat 200 hours of a no-budget indie game, and then cry on forums about how short it is. Do you want me to convince you even a little more? No problem: 2D side-scrolling? ✔ Pixelart? ✔ Screen Shake? ✔ Bloom and chromatic aberration? ✔ Coin attraction? ✔ Call him Roguelike on the internet? ✔ Absurdly over-power skills? ✔ Free underate us on Metacritic?✔ Do not wait any longer and join the adventure of defeating "Warpmazon" (do not report us, please), and eventually, if you earn enough money... save the world.