Pizzaïolo-Ninja is a 'Die & Retry' platformer with : 30+ levels where everything can make you fall—slippery platforms, electrified floors, pineapple cannons, and even pigeons (yes, it’s weird). A global speedrun leaderboard for those who love being at the top of the ladder! Every failure gets live commentary from the game’s creator—because suffering alone is just sad. A Streamer Mode to play with your Twitch chat, featuring an interactive quiz that grants buffs (or debuffs) to spice up your run. NPCs with "exceptional" dialogue and lore (according to the writer… but we’re not so sure). Easter eggs everywhere—some are funny, others you just won’t get… And a bunch of other stuff we forgot (but trust us, it’s in there). Pizzaïolo-Ninja is the only 'Die & Retry' platformer where you never actually die… but you take some spectacular falls! And of course, the higher you fall from, the more it hurts (your ego, mostly) and the saltier salty people will get! A simple but classic story! Your uncle is being harassed by the henchmen of Bartony , a tyrant of industrial pizza who wants to buy his pizzeria and replace it with a vending machine dispensing… pineapple pizza (yes, that’s a crime). You play as Tony Tribbiani , an Italian guy that's half-pizzaïolo, half-ninja (and 100% pissed off). Your mission? Climb to the top of Bartony Tower , put an end to his reign of terror, and save pizza’s honor before it’s tainted by… pineapple. Your superpower? You’re a ninja—on top of legendary flexibility, you’ve got killer agility, a must-have for scaling the tower and dodging the many traps in your way! Or for falling… but in style. Ready to fall… but not to give up? Let’s go!
