You're just trying to order a cheesesteak at your favorite sandwich joint when suddenly you meet a mysterious stranger who is very clearly an experimental sex robot trying to pose as a human woman. Do you... 1. Turn her over to the authorities? or 2. Help her steal a car, then proceed to joyride across Pennsylvania? If you choose option 2, Sex Robot Road Trip (SRRT!) is a comedy visual novel about a Thelma & Louise -style journey through the strangest places in Pennsylvania (some real, others... embellished). If you choose option 1, you're a cop. SRRT! was originally released in 2017, but the new "Highway to Harrisburg" edition is the definitive version, with revised text and a new route where you can "solve" the Kennedy assassination. Features Meaningful choices that lead to 15 wildly different endings Hand-drawn animated characters Eclectic soundtrack of indie rock, EDM, black metal, country, 1920s phonographs, original songs, and more The only game where you can date an Amish person (?) Fast-travel and skip functions to avoid repeated text Grave misapplications of multiverse theory A conceptual performance art mini-game Chocolate!