Super Senseless Soccer is a football game where your goal is not just to score goals: instead, you create powerful synergies and combos in order to collect ridiculous amounts of money! It's SUPER! It's SENSELESS! It's SOCCER! Every game starts out as a standard 5-a-side football match, but you very quickly learn that the rules are meant to be broken in increasingly hilarious ways: Equip your players with weapons Add a Sheep, Goose, Dog or Cat Recruit a variety of Special Team Mates (including the Referee) Hurl random objects at your opponents Jump onto the field as a Manager... and more! With more than a hundred different upgrades available, every game is guaranteed to be unique and different. Mix different Upgrade Tickets, Player Traits and Special Team Mates to unlock game breaking combos! How about multiple balls on the field at once? Easily done! A completely lopsided 11 vs 5 match? Perfectly normal! Millions of dollars from a single combo? You got it!! Play the game the way YOU want. It's the beautiful game, after all! 9 stage single-player campaign, with an endless Exhibition Match mode 4 player local co-op: enjoy a cooperative game of football with your real-life friends A Steam Leaderboard to compete with the entire world!
