The Bounce House

When June is given the chance to take over her uncles gentlemen's club in the city of Dungburg it is the opportunity of a lifetime. Despite its name, The Bounce House is in bad shape and has very little bouncing happening. Now it's up to June to find the funds to bring it back to life. She gets tangled up in the criminal underworld to find the money needed to get her strip club bouncing again! Explore the open world environment and make your club the best in the city by hiring dancers and staff members, as well as upgrading every aspect of your club. Destroy rival clubs and drug operations to make that cash! Buy new weapons and find upgrades for your character. Pros: Shoot a buttload of bad guys Boobs, lots of boobs Neat sci-fi weapons because regular guns are boring Sometimes this game is funny Good graphics Cons: Made by only one dude in his garage Also has bad graphics The use of foul language Nobody ever reads the description this far. Why are you doing this? Just buy the game already!