Darrell 3D

DARRELL IS TRAPPED Somewhere under a dead BBS, Darrell is having a very bad time. You’re on the other side of the screen. Watch his back. Get him out. PUNCH SHIT DEAD Darrell does the fighting. He punches, blocks, rages, gets hit, gets back up, and occasionally turns something into a problem that no longer exists. You don’t control every swing. You build the guy throwing them. GEAR HIM UP Buy gear, install patches, and change his loadout. Build for damage, health, defense, rage, money, survival, or some deeply stupid combination of all of them. You have limited slots. Make them count. SEND HIM DOWN Darrell handles the dungeon on his own. He walks, fights, and keeps going until something stops him. Your job is everything before and after. Make the build, send him down, and see what happens. WATCH HIM DIE He will. A lot. Bring him back stronger, change the build, and send him again. The dungeon keeps getting worse. Darrell keeps going anyway. BUILD YOUR PACK There are dogs down there. Obviously you rescue them. Build your pack and bring them along while Darrell continues doing whatever the hell this is. TAKE A BREAK Darrell doesn’t need you staring at him every second. Open the VCR, load your own videos, and watch something while he keeps fighting in the background. He has his thing. You have yours. WAIT, WHAT? Expect FMVs, DMs, glitches, interruptions, strange events, bad advice, and things that probably should not be happening. Some of it matters. Some of it doesn’t. Good luck figuring out which is which. YOU DON’T HAVE TO PLAY. DARRELL DOES.