Do Your Dailies

WELCOME TO DAILY CORP You are our newest employee. Congratulations! Do Your Dailies is a online parody daily ritual game wearing a retro style office operating system. Once per real day, you roll the company number program: 0 to 1,000,000. The number decides everything . ONE ROLL A DAY One roll per day, verified by the company servers. No rerolls. HR is firm on this. 200+ stacking badges, from TRASH to MYTHIC, with a badge ledger to fill. Daily and weekly leader boards against the whole company. Streaks, sick day forms, perfect attendance, and a calendar that remembers who showed up. THEN DO YOUR DAILIES You are assigned a batch of daily "chores" shaped by your roll: unjam Printer, feed the office fish, prove you are employed to a captcha that does not believe you, plus many more!. Feel like an valuable employee! THE INTRANET IS ALIVE YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Work together (or don't...) with your peers! PROJECT BOARD: a thousand by thousand pixel canvas the whole company draws on together, live. EXCEL WARS: four teams, one spreadsheet, monthly territory war. DEPT WARS: Create a department, recruit colleagues, work together to wage war on other departments. TEAMZ: one company chat channel and a daily mandatory meeting where nothing is decided. STONKS: pump it, dump it, you decide. E.I.: who needs AI when we can harvest our employee's intelligence! Plus more!