No Thoughts Just Dodge

ABOUT THIS GAME NO THOUGHTS. JUST DODGE. The feed is endless. Your attention span is not. Take control of one extremely overworked braincell—or bring a second braincell along—and survive a neon storm of doomscroll phones, screaming notifications, weaponized lag, and nonstop chaos. Collect Thought Crumbs, build combos, choose powerful upgrades, grab Mystery Orbs, and fight to keep your braincells online as the screen becomes increasingly unhinged. PLAY SOLO OR WITH TWO BRAINCELLS Play alone, team up locally on the same computer, or invite a friend through Steam for online co-op. Choose from three chaotic game modes: Endless 45: Survive escalating 45-second rounds and select two upgrades between rounds. Wave Mode: Collect the required Thought Crumbs, clear increasingly difficult waves, and select an upgrade after each wave. Crazy Mode: Begin with four upgrades and wrap through every edge of the screen. Leave through one side and return through the opposite side. FEATURES Fast, replayable score-attack gameplay Single-player, local two-player co-op, and Steam online co-op Keyboard, Xbox controller, and Steam Input support Assign separate devices to each player during local co-op Three distinct game modes with separate leaderboards Sixteen functional upgrades with individually themed card artwork Random Mystery Orbs that grant powerful six-second abilities Dash through hazards to escape or destroy them Combo-based scoring and persistent high scores Twenty-five Steam achievements with an in-game achievement menu Five selectable original synth tracks Separate music and sound-effect volume controls Screen-shake and reduced-flash accessibility options Windowed and borderless-fullscreen modes Frame-limit options from 60 to 1000 FPS, plus unlimited No advertisements, microtransactions, or separate account required Fully playable offline in solo and local modes; internet is only required for Steam features and online co-op One braincell is struggling. Maybe two can survive.